Cute names for mundane objects

Just like all children, Ella has a few of her object names messed up. Here are a few of the really cute ones:

A camera is called "a smile" in Ella-speak.

The tape measure is "the measure my foot." She will sit on the floor and measure the length and the width of her feet. We have no idea why she started calling it that.

The remote control is "the comosher." The only thing I can figure is that she hears the syllables, but just can't put them into the right order.